katherinebarlow:

nifeandaccurate:

katherinebarlow:

nifeandaccurate:

katherinebarlow:

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

>:3€

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

(via advanced-passenger-train)

wisedreamdelusion:

malibuklaus:

great concept thank you

(via alexstrasza)

toastyglow:

A Zagreus commission for @silverquackson! Thanks for this opportunity to draw my boy!

(via ninamodaffari)

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

the version of excel i’m using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called “guy who gets abducted by aliens but he’s super into it”

part 2 of ??: alien abductee gets arrested for arson

part 3: “it was aliens” is deemed an unacceptable defense for leaving your campfire untended; the jailbird has a visitor

part 4: a touching serenade

part 5: some of the aliens help the prisoners escape…

part 6: …while the others help the officers evacuate

(via indignantdessertbirds)

girlballs:

girlballs:

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

lemonsharks:

malkaleh:

amemait:

earhartsease:

tododeku-or-bust:

catasters:

We’ve found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

Brain Cells Georg

Yes. YES!

The Tiger is Out!

@lemonsharks

@whatcoloristhatcat , is this smart smart baby truly orange?

(via cockadoodlebumtits)

5-star-storch:

Every few hours she counts her stars like this, makes sure they’re all accounted for!

gealachros:

Replika maintenance

(via rotfront-cunt)

aychama:

Remember when I said I had plans for Ruri?

This is pretty self explanatory I think 😂

(via aychama)

depsidase:

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dailyquests:

saywhat-politics:

World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration

Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

Newser

The people in the top three spots on Forbes’ billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump’s inauguration next week. NBC News, citing “an official involved with the planning of the event,” reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump’s Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg’s companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

• Practice an Area of Effect Spell.

(via lovelymimic)

mariacallous:

dailyquests:

• Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

Originally posted by gameraboy2

(via deathcomes4u)

h0ped3lusion:

taraljc:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

brucebocchi:

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn’t make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

(via ninjasmudge)

nonenosome2:

rosephoenix99:

nonenosome2:

the-gnomish-bastard:

dr-corvius:

funny-gnomees:

Those gnomes are available for sale HERE

@the-gnomish-bastard

Gnome bless the 2nd amendment

“My husband’s wife”?

Am I missing something?

Also, fucking sweet.

They are sweet but that is the most blatant “this shitty company is using shitty ai to sell shitty products while trying to get around telling you they are in fact that damn company” that I have ever seen.

Yep. Next thing on their blog is this.

(via only-cat-memes)