Attack of the 50 Foot Fisto

science-bastard:

*staggers out of the lab dripping glowing purple goo everywhere, pushing my lab safety goggles up onto my forehead with an OSHA noncompliant grin* I CANNOT BE KILLED.

condensedvaporwave:

creepymutelilbugger:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

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ubercharge:

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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orteil42:

entered a manic state yesterday and did a Hardware Store cover in some obscure 90s tracker

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blackteachangeling:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

archibaldtuttle:

archibaldtuttle:

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

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busymatches:

i dont remember the exact dialogue BUT!!

Moros’ gift reaction is just too sweet i cant get over it

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stuffedeggplants:

fuck-customers:

Wisdom boundless as the oceans

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isleofthings:

working-on-my-backwards-walk-de:

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

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strawberrygiorno:

stephanidftba:

Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.

Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.

Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”

Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”

Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]

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pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

Sun’s out, buns out.

earhartsease:

bruntalism:

bruntalism:

“also mental health services aren’t real but even if they were you’d be either too well or too ill to get access to them”

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shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

Columbia is a fucking joke

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reading-wanderer:

catasters:

Wants to be a criminal but too small to commit crimes 😔

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chriscdcase95:

rookthebird:

“redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn’t try to fix someone!”

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

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