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  • withered-tears:

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    Thanks tumblr i love only seeing half my screen after reblogging five posts

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  • le-velo-pour-dru:

    neil-gaiman:

    neoretrobibliomartini-x:

    rhp162:

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    When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.

    This is wonderful to know.

    [Image ID: White text over a photo of a large pile of bright green LEGO bricks that says, “DON’T THROW AWAY OLD LEGO BRICKS! The company has a new service called LEGO Replay that will wash, sort, and donate your old bricks to charities that work with children. They will even cover shipping. Visit lego.com/replay to print a free shipping label and give the gift of play to a child in need.” Below this is the logo for becomingminimalist.com. /end ID]

    (via thedragonisaprincess)

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  • orevet:

    keanurevees:

    *me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

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    nature is healing

    (via madameocotillo)

    • 6 hours ago
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  • whitegirlsaintshit:
“st3fan00:
“Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
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those are his hooves you bitch
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    whitegirlsaintshit:

    st3fan00:

    Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

    those are his hooves you bitch

    (via jsup)

    • 7 hours ago
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  • chefwhatnot:

    mega-gaymer-party:

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    (via jsup)

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  • mihaildava:

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  • ecunderbase:
“cryptotheism:
“mapsontheweb:
“Map of American National state foods
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Map of powerful local spirits who may be contracted for boons/abilities
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Map that fills north Jersey with incandescent rage
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Point of contention!
The Jucy Lucy is...

    ecunderbase:

    cryptotheism:

    mapsontheweb:

    Map of American National state foods

    Map of powerful local spirits who may be contracted for boons/abilities

    Map that fills north Jersey with incandescent rage

    Point of contention!

    The Jucy Lucy is the proper spelling for the original burger from Matt’s Bar in Minnesota. They fucked up the menu and just rolled with it.

    (via elvenmoans)

    Source: reddit.com
    • 7 hours ago
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    • #The 5-8 club didn't come up with that shit and they know it.
    • #Minnesota
  • incorrectdarmok:

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    (via kassasaurus-rex)

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  • wildewasframed:

    shutyourmoustache:

    shutyourmoustache:

    shutyourmoustache:

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    Solidarity Summer is well and truly ramping up. AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.

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    And another one! 📢

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    Barnes and Noble booksellers are working on forming a union as well! 

    https://www.reddit.com/r/union/comments/rwczci/barnes_noble_workers_want_union/

    Their flagship store and New York has unionized along with 3-4 other stores! This is happening! People are tired of being seen as dollar signs and being made to work just to get to work more, to survive instead of thrive. Keep it UP. 

    (via mooseyells)

    • 7 hours ago
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  • bitchfitch:

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    I was going to draw Aetius being a shit and getting in the way but instead just made something cute.

    • 9 hours ago
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  • legsloveless:

    plaguedocboi:

    plaguedocboi:

    theboboshow:

    plaguedocboi:

    We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

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    Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

    Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

    Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

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    Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

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    (via anonbea)

    • 12 hours ago
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  • theblackknightofworcestershire:

    thestuffedalligator:

    Rewatching Truman Show for the first time in a long time, and the detail that’s stuck with me this time is the set design.

    The characters drive modern cars and hock modern products, but it’s all presented with a veneer of 1950s wholesome applecheeked Americana. Truman’s life is presented as an escape for the audience from the drudgery of the modern day, and the aesthetic they’ve chosen for this is the post-war economic boom. This is the simple time, the movie says. This is the good time. Doesn’t the modern day suck? Let’s go back and see our friends from the days when life was good.

    And it’s a lie. Truman’s life is a lie, and the image of white picket fenced suburbia they’ve presented is a lie. It’s an elaborate construction to recreate a false memory that’s comfortable for advertisers. The movie is a satire, but it’s also a very blatant statement against the nostalgia for a golden age which never existed. It’s a lie. It doesn’t exist.

    I don’t know. I’m spitballing. I’m biased because I despise mid-20th century Americana and I naturally treat it with hostility, but it’s very gratifying to see a movie kind of agree with me.

    Let me tell you a story.

    Earlier in the summer, I went to Florida with my friend. We decided to visit a town nearish to where we were staying called Seaside, as we had heard it was a cute place. What I did not know at the time was that Seaside is the place where they filmed The Truman Show. It was a “master-planned community,” constructed in the 80s to be the perfect beach town.

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    Seaside, FL

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    Seahaven

    And yes, it really does look Like That. Not just in their tourist-agency photos, in real life it looks like that. Arguably the irl Seaside is even prettier than movie Seahaven, because the the office buildings where Truman works don’t exist; the town is 100% cutesy homes and little shops.

    Keep reading

    (via alchemistmaycry)

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  • st-hedge:

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    Scrolling thru oldish art of my link and Ganon and grinding my teeth like a rodent

    • 14 hours ago
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  • suzerainoflegend:

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    🌲🌳🌴TREE LAW 🌴🌳🌲

    (via becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys)

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  • hellsite-hall-of-fame:

    psych-is-the-name:

    psych-is-the-name:

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    IT’S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my “do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director’s cut” tumblr post

    This ended up being 2 ¾ inches wide by 36 FEET LONG. 

    The 2 ¾ inch width was chosen because that’s the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.

    also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn’t find any other location that was long enough to show this off

    Please consider subscribing to my Patreon to gain access to my original content a week before its posted on tumblr!

    reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life

    that is impressively long omg

    also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW

    (via bitegore)

    • 14 hours ago
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