Attack of the 50 Foot Fisto

scottlynch78:

matociquala:

A Maryland woman, a widowed mother of four, received the note above concerning her display of rainbow solar jars in her own yard. (Story at the Portland Edge, here.)

That’s the relentless gayness that might harm the children. Rainbow solar jars.

The woman in question is apparently awesomesocks, however, and has started a GoFundMe campaign in response, in order to gay up her yard enough to be worth complaining about. You can find it here. 

YOUR YARD IS BECOMING RELENTLESSLY GAY.

I’ll take “Shit You Just Can’t Make Up for $500,” Alex!

(via mrpinchy)