a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van
he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand
the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”
he looks at them and says
“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”
this is the final straw im leaving tumblr
See you tomorrow
(via monkeyskeletons)
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